It's been a busy week on many fronts, with very little actual writing of my own. So instead of foisting another lame haiku off on y'all, I thought I'd pass along this outstanding limerick from Mary Campbell-Droze. It arose from an FBN discussion of the extra price now charged by United Airlines for XXXL passengers, the extra price charged by clothing manufacturers for XXL and XXXL clothing, and the appropriate attire for a night on the town in certain San Francisco bars:
United Airlines To Cause Obese Passengers' Exile:or, United Against the Cause for Obese Vertical Smiles
In masculine clothing, the trend
Is a ratio of cost-per-distend;
But A**less chaps
Have significant gaps
So their ratio is cost-per-offend.