Friday, March 20, 2009

Yet More Beagle-Based Doggerel...

... generated by FBN e-mail discussion. This time an in-depth analysis of the contents of hot dogs led me to pen these lines about our beloved heroine:

Katie the Beagle barks, "More lymph nodes, please."
Katie the Beagle would eat cow testes.
This could be the reason that her beagle breath
Is more likely than handguns to cause instant death.

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