If you type the phrase "beagle haiku" into Google, these are now your top two results:
Results 1 - 10 of about 85,900 for beagle haiku. (0.13 seconds)
Patio Boat - 2 visits - May 15
The Stinkiest Haiku. Katie the Beagle, Meet the skunk. Mr. Skunk, meet. Katie the Beagle. We all coulda done without that introduction at 1 am. ...patioboat.blogspot.com/ - Cached - Similar -
Patio Boat: Bonus Beagle Haiku - Jun 27
Bonus Beagle Haiku. Oh heck, have a haiku about Katie the Beagle anyway: Katie the Beagle Hiding in a beach towel. The trauma? A bath! ...patioboat.blogspot.com/2009/04/bonus-beagle-haiku.html - Cached - Similar -More results from patioboat.blogspot.com »
Patio Boat is now the world leader in beagle haiku. We'd like to thank all of you for your contributions to this achievement, especially the skunk who launched the haiku that put us over the top.
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Congratulations, I think.
ReplyDeleteThe extent to which Katie the Beagle had become your muse was beginning to worry me a bit but, I guess if it takes you to the top of a Google search result page, well, that's something...
Somebody has to speak for the little beagle, since she has so few words of her own.
ReplyDeleteBetter get back to writing beagle haikus, John, because when I Googled the words, I saw that you're now Number 2, beaten out by some inferior poet whose poem is copyrighted 1998, no less!! Write, write, write.
ReplyDeleteI apologize. By recommending your website as the number one source of beagle haiku I bumped you to number three. Interesting, as I have no actual beagle haiku to offer.
ReplyDeleteOh, the ever-shifting world of the extremely competitive online beagle-haiku market. I'm sure this sad turn of events is due to economic downturn. I might need a federal bailout. Where's the TARP money for the domestic beagle-haiku industry? We don't want the Japanese to enter the haiku business, do we?
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