"Free your mind, and your ass will follow." -- George Clinton and Funkadelic
You know- this is a good one. I can tell it's a good one because you the poet have made me the reader feel the cold Detroit January air and in contrast with that are those nice warm beagle ears. Awww. Makes me wish I had beagle ears to pet.
When next you visit, I am definitely searching your luggage before you leave.
As long as you pay no attention whatsoever to Greeley's suitcase, that will be fine.