Sunday, September 20, 2009

Detroit Lions Post-Game Haiku

What should Cady chew
while she's here? I hope she eats
The Detroit Lions.

Yeah, that's right. 0-2 to start the season. That makes nineteen losses in a row. Ugh.

Truthfully, they did look a bit better than last year's truly horrid squad. I think they'll eventually manage to win a few games before the year is out.

But you're on notice, Lions. Cady the Terrible is coming soon, and if you don't win a game soon, I'm going to set her loose in your locker room.

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