NFL Week 1 Beagles, Colts, n' Grandaughters Haiku Report

Pondering the Post-Peyton Playbook and Performance Pithily, or, PPPPPPTH

Dear Kate: Colts ain't great.

But Captain Comeback's Niners

Win! Kaylee says, "FUB!"*

* "Football" is currently a single-syllable word within the 14-month-old demographic

--Mary Campbell-Droze