Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Colts Haiku, Week 14

... in which our once-fearless reporter begins to understand what a season headed to 0-16 really feels like, week in and week out:

"The bitch hit me with a toaster." 
--Bill Murray, 'Scrooged'

The Ghost of Christmas
Present didn't give me one.
Yet to Come brings coal!

--Mary Campbell-Droze

As a Lions fan, I can state authoritatively that by the time we hit 0-13 in 2008, I probably would've chosen the toaster over watching another disaster.

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