... in which our once-fearless reporter begins to understand what a season headed to 0-16 really feels like, week in and week out:
"The bitch hit me with a toaster."
--Bill Murray, 'Scrooged'
The Ghost of Christmas
Present didn't give me one.
Yet to Come brings coal!
As a Lions fan, I can state authoritatively that by the time we hit 0-13 in 2008, I probably would've chosen the toaster over watching another disaster.