Thursday, October 27, 2011
Indianapolis Colts Haiku: Week 7
In which our intrepid haiku sports reporter discovers that neither Katie the Beagle nor her granddaughter Kaylee want to appear in a haiku for a team this stinky*, and so she finds a Colts mascot more appropriate to their disastrous season:
The Godzilla Assessment Factor in Football Exploits (GAFFE)
Dudes in rubber mon-
ster suits are more convincing.
C'mon, Colts! REALLY??
*Katie the Beagle did, however, offer to roll in the 2011 Indianapolis Colts, an honor she reserves for only the most stench-worthy of stinkers.