Sunday, July 26, 2009

More Photo-Bloggerism

Another busy day around Wolverine Lake. Good work turned in by all:



Malcolm and Shea on a canoe expedition.

Susan found the hammock.

Greeley found the best toy ever, a rope!



It's too bad that Atlee isn't having any fun.


Rich hard at work on the boat trailer. Now all we need is a boat to go on it!



Greeley in a brief moment of rest.




Looking at the lake from our neighbor Wendy's house.



And then the children found the most entrancing summertime thing of all ... the television!


After dinner we finished the day by all settling in to watch The Princess Bride. The most mesmerizing show, however, has been an animé series called Avatar.




Greeley practicing so that she can one day join the Yahtzee crowd.



John and Rich making Jalapeno poppers.



Atlee and Greeley's dessert of choice: Katie the Beagle's doggie treats. Yummy!



Another full day comes to a close.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Gettysburg Family in Wolverine Lake: Friday Fun

Lots of pictures from yesterday's day of mostly fun with Gettysburg Family. So buckle up, and come along for the ride.

We start with the traditional beagle haiku.


To the beagle nose
The scent of phlox is just ... not
The scent of rabbit.


Now, on to fun in the lake!


Lexi and Atlee.


Could anything possibly be more fun than Barbies and swimming, all at the same time?

Shea and Malcolm, swinging on the island.



Rich's version of fun: organizing sockets!



I'm not sure why Henry and Greeley were watering the canoe, but they seemed to be having fun, too. So, um, okay.


Now we enter the not-so-fun part of this blog post, wherein we had two not-so-fun incidents. I start by saying she's just fine, but Susan slipped and fell on her face while she was chasing down Greeley. It was a bit scary for everybody. She got a split lip and a puffy nose, but is basically okay.

Here she is, recovering:


Katie the Beagle also had a moment of not-fun-ness. It started with a moment of extreme fun, when she found some goose poop and rolled in it. Alas for Katie, that led to the not-fun-for-Katie of a bath

Here she is, recovering:




Let the record show that Susan's suffering was much more unfair that Katie's suffering, which was entirely self-inflicted.

We move on from our convalescents, who are both feeling much better today, and back to the fun.

The assault on Wolverine Lake's bass population continued:



This is just to prove that we haven't done away with Monique. She's just not in the photos because she took most of the photos:


Greeley in a moment of photo-shyness.



Henry, Shea, and Malcolm, fishing from the bridge.


Greeley on the swingset.

Lexi and Atlee on the swingset.

And now, the great accomplishment of the day. The Patio Boat can now bask in the pride of a dock that is no longer falling in the water.




The heroes of the dock repair (l-r) John, Mike, Jeff, and Rich. Two of these heroes wakeboard regularly, and two of these heroes are pale, pasty Irishmen. I leave it to you, the observant Patio Boat viewer, to decide which is which.

The real hero of the dock repair is Rich, who figured it all out, and really did all the work. I mostly caddied, and Mike and Jeff came over to provide some much-needed muscle when it was time to lift the dock back out of the water.

After a day of fun at the lake, we were off to watch the Tigers play the White Sox!


Shea, Atlee, and Rich overlooking the field.



Susan, Greeley, Henry, and Malcolm in the stands.



Shea, Atlee, Monique, Henry, and Malcolm are off on an expedition to go ride the ferris wheel.



New Detroit Tiger hats! Atlee and Shea...

... and Greeley in a little series I like to call, "Trying to figure out what this silly thing is for."



Is it a glove? No....



Is it a bib? No....



Does it go on Daddy's arm? No....



Hey, now here's an idea that's so crazy it just might work.


And after the Tigers beat the evil White Sox, Fireworks!



After a long day of fun, bedtime buddies:

Atlee and Katie the Beagle.

And that's the Friday Fun report from Wolverine Lake. What new adventures will today bring? Who knows? But we leave you with one final photo...

CHEERS!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Welcome to Wolverine Lake, Gettysburg Family!

"No," I said, "Katie the Beagle doesn't like pasta."

However, the truth is that I've simply never dropped pasta on the carpet next to her little beagle nose. Greeley quickly corrected that gap in our Katie the Beagle knowledge. It turns out that Katie likes pasta very much.

Happy beagle!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Illustrated Haiku; Animated Beagle


The beagle unleashed!
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! "So much to sniff!"
Says Katie the Blur.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Knights of the Dinner Table

Okay, so I promised a writeup of my epic re-read of my entire collection of Knights of the Dinner Table magazine. (The collected comics from vols. 1-86 in softcover compilations, plus my collected run of Vols. 130-151 of the magazine, since I started picking up the strip at my local comic shop.) The strip was created by Jolly Blackburn and is still drawn and mostly written by him, with some additional writing from a fairly small team of contributors.

Here's the important thing that I want you to take away from this entry. After re-reading nearly 20 years worth of these comics in order, I'm convinced that this semi-obscure niche comic is humor of the highest order, on a par with my some of my other all-time favorites, names like Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, Monty Python, and Terry Pratchett. No kidding. It's that good.

Instead of the truly epic writeup I had considered, you're going to get a midsize, slightly rambling, and entirely unproofread entry from a tired blogger. But that's okay. Truth be told, you'll have more fun reading KODT than reading my blog entry about reading KODT. I'll provide some handy links to a few good, quick KODT web-comics below. Also, there's a pretty good Introduction to KODT on the site of its publisher, Kenzer & Co., as well as a good Wikipedia entry on KODT. So if you want to read the full background and more about the cast of characters, I see no need to recreate them here.

The first thing a new reader notices about KODT is that it is possibly the geekiest thing ever created: a comic book about playing Dungeons & Dragons. But it is also laugh-out-loud funny, driven by characters and context, and endlessly addictive. Worry not, you really don't need to know much at all about D&D to appreciate the comic. The comic isn't about Dungeons & Dragons; it's about characters playing Dungeons & Dragons and therein lies a world of difference.

Like many fine inventions, Knights of the Dinner Table started as an accident. KODT creator Jolly Blackburn published a small role-playing-games fanzine called Shadis while he was in the military, and he had planned to run a comic page in the back of the magazine. When no comics came to him, he drew a little two-character comic of his own. The strip struck a chord with his readers, was eventually picked up by Dragon magazine for a while, and finally led to a standalone KODT magazine that launched in 1996 and has now run more than 150 issues: a truly remarkable accomplishment in a shrinking comic and magazine market. In that time the cast has grown from a core of four or five regulars to include dozens and dozens of characters ... and character is at the heart of KODT's appeal.

The cast of characters began with a single group of gamers in the comics early years. It soon expanded to include other gaming groups, the local gaming shop, and eventually the publishing company that creates the role-playing games that obsess them. The Knights and their fellow gaming groups venture into a wide variety role-playing genres -- westerns, spy thrillers, superheroes, space wars -- often to hilarious effect. But most of their time is spent with their first love, Hackmaster, which is their version of Dungeons & Dragons.

Here are three pages from a very early story called "Lair of the Gazebo." You'll have to click on the individual images to make them large enough to read.

(I'll post these three panels for ease of access, but will just link through to the KODT Web Comics site for most of the citations. Unlike my larcenous beagle-haiku business model, my point here is not to swipe their content, but to get you interested enough to buy somebody else's content.)






Knights of the Dinner Table, "Lair of the Gazebo", page 1, page 2, page 3.

This early story provides a pretty good example of the space in which KODT's humor works: the gap between the world of the characters that we see on the page and the imaginary worlds that they explore through role-playing games. The humor comes from the contradictions and conflicts that ensue. There's also a real sense of cameraderie and fun that carries the story cheerfully through its detour into a back-alley of absurdity.

As the comic has continued through the years the characters and stories have grown consideribly in depth and complexity, but I think the heart of what makes this comic work can be found right here.

You might also have noticed that the drawing style of this early story is ... well, um, shall we say "simple?" Though the artistry has improved a bit over the years, this basic style hasn't changed much at all. In truth, the comic often reads much more like a script with the world balloons serving merely to show which character is speaking. Let's face it, as fantasy comic artists go we have Frank Frazetta and John Buscema holding down one end of the scale and Jolly Blackburn holding down the far other end of that scale. (Sorry, Jolly.)

What's really interesting to me is that this has turned out to be a real strength of the comic, another fortuitous unplanned accident. The real action usually takes place in the imaginations of the characters as they play. But by keeping the visual aspects of the comic firmly in the real world, that gap between the real world and the game world is emphasized. And as I said above, that gap is what fuels this comic. I've read a lot of other fantasy and role-playing-based comics that featured artists with far more technical skill. But none of them have ever come close to capturing fantasy's sense of sheer unleashed imagination in the way that KODT does. Even the fiercest of dragons drawn by the best of artists can't compete with the dragons of our own imaginations.

(I digress a bit, but this is a storytelling truth once exploited effectively by filmmakers with limited special-effects budgets and technology, and the ability to show nearly anything onscreen has proven to be a weakness in the age of films filled with relatively inexpensive computer-generated special effects. Two of the most notable horror/monster flicks of the last ten years -- "Blair Witch Project" and "Cloverfield" -- generated their thrills by bucking this trend and relying on the fear of the unseen. It's a good lesson for storytellers of all genres and mediums.)

A few standard role-playing props do appear occasionally: dungeon blueprints, miniature figures, and hex-grid boards. But I don't recall so much as a thought bubble with a monster or a character. Those things can only be seen in the imaginations of the characters and the imaginations of the readers.

I came across an editorial comment in one of my various readings that indicated that Jolly Blackburn looked pretty seriously for a replacement artist in the comic magazine's early days. Remember, his goal was to publish a games magazine, not to create a comic, much less become a commercial artist. Fortunately, he was eventually talked out of it. This was a good decision for the long-term development of the strip because in really forced an emphasis on the sort of things that don't take much artistic skill, but are vital for the success of any long storytelling effort: character development, pacing, plotting, etc. Jolly has become a much more effective artist over the years, but the stripped-down style remains, and it's all to the good.

Here are a few more good stories that have been posted as web comics:

"Brian's Challenge" page 1, page 2, page 3. The Untouchable Trio Plus One take on Ol' Rotgut the Swack Iron Dragon.

"Baiting the Hook" page 1, page 2, page 3. The Untouchable Trio Plus One settle down in the homey village of Fyron.

"I Heard the News Today ... " page 1, page 2, page 3. A very nice strip run a few weeks after the death of Dungeons & Dragons creator Gary Gygax.

"Movie Night" page 1, page 2. Bob & Sheila at home.

And finally, since the intersection of the Internet with the Halls of Commerce has been a bit of a theme here lately, this strikes me as a good single-panel to close on, "Anything for a Customer."


So check it out and let me know what you think. There are about a dozen or so pages posted above. If you like them, there are another 3,500 or so out there, waiting to be enjoyed.

Monday, July 20, 2009

The Casualty List Grows at a Reasonable Pace

Let's see. We've had these two ten-year-old boys for less than a week and we have so far experienced:

  • Two sunburns.
  • One scraped palm.
  • One carsick beagle.
  • One IMAX-plus-buttered-popcorn induced case of motion sickness. (Name withheld to protect the identity of the victim.)
  • One mild static-electric shock.
  • One sleepless night for Monique, entering page corrections that might have been done during the day had not so much fun been had during the daylight hours.
Given the nature of ten-year-old boys, I'd say we're doing pretty good so far.

Oh, and there are quite a few fish who think that "dozens of hooked lips" should be added to the list.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Pretty Good Summertime Sunday

Just passing along a quick summary and a few photos from a pretty darn good summertime Sunday. I'm sure more photos will soon be up on Malcolm & Henry's new blog: Pontoon Pirates.

After breakfast we made a late-morning fishing expedition. Though I saw a couple of midsize bass, and Malcolm and I both saw one really big catfish, the few fish that we actually caught are best summarized by this sunny that Malcolm hauled in:



Which is bigger, the fish or the lure?

Here's just a quick photo of the house that I shot from the dock when we returned to port for a tasty lunch of BLTs. As you can see, the state of disarray is in midsummer form. You may be wondering how we've let things get so disorderly that lawn chairs are piled upside-down. However, they have a critical mission -- keeping a couple of inflatable floaty toys from blowing away in the breeze:


After we returned from the fishing expedition we prepared for our second expedition of the day by watching the "Balance of Terror" episode of the original Star Trek series. Indeed, as you may have guessed, the afternoon expedition took us downtown to the Detroit Science Center to see their big Star Trek exhibition and to watch the new Star Trek movie on the IMAX screen.

Unfortunately, no cameras were allowed in the exhibition itself*, but we had a good deal of fun sitting on the set of the bridge of the original Enterprise, dematerializing and rematerializing in the transporter room, and checking out all of the sets, props, costumes, and spaceship models.

We do however have a photo that may be from another big blockbuster movie: Twister:


You're likely to see several other photos from the Science Center trip up on Malcolm & Henry's blog tomorrow.

As for the French-twin review of the Star Trek TV series, exhibition, and movie? I think it's best summed up by this quote from one of them, "It's good, but it's no Firefly." Oh, these kids today. How do I explain that when Star Trek first came out the only points of comparison were Lost in Space and My Favorite Martian?

It turns out that we picked a good day to spend the afternoon inside, since it was pouring rain when we came out. But that worked out okay, too, because it provided a lovely end to our day of naval and space expeditons, a giant double rainbow over Detroit:



All-in-all, a pretty good summertime Sunday.


*Stupid Paramount copyright lawyers. Don't they know that they're messing with my new business model of having other people provide my content for free?