In which our intrepid Indianapolis Colts haiku correspondent realizes that rooting for an 0-12 team is quite relaxing, now that expectations have fallen lower than a Sergio Aragones bottom-margin cartoon:
If Bill Gaines Ran A Football Team And Al Jaffee Did The Playbook As A
Fold-In
At this point, I take
My cue from Alfred E. Neu-
man:
"What, Me Worry?"
--Mary Campbell-Droze
As for the Lions debacle this week on Sunday Night Football, it was like a bizarre episode of Spy Vs. Spy in which the Black Spy stands there quietly while the White Spy commits a dozen incredibly stupid penalties then implodes in a giant fireball.
Stupid Lions.
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