The first comes from the Indianapolis Colts fan, and cleverly incorporates the ridiculous cuteness of a granddaughter and a beagle:
Haiku makes for weird sports cheers
Indy sits at six-
and-three! What beats that? Our grand-
baby! A-a-a-a-a-and: Katie!!
--Mary Campbell-Droze
The second comes from me, after watching yet another Lions loss, this time to the 0-8 Buffalo Bills:
Seventeen Syllables of Detroit Lions Football
Oh, God, make it stop!
Aaagh, my eyes! My eyes! The pain!
They're horrible! Ugh.
--John Magee
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I have sympathy for your pain, John, but think of us poor Buffalo fans. Our very first win this year.
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