...And the Week 9 Haiku Staggers in Like a 3rd-String Player

Colts "Balsawood Boys"
Get battered. Kate and Kaylee
Ease Bowl hopes shattered.

--Mary Campbell-Droze

Rest assured that Mary's pay has been substantially docked for the unseemly tardiness of this week's Colts-Beagle-Granddaughter haiku.