The Weekly Colts Update in Beagle Haiku Form

Do Beagles Dream of Eclectic Bleats?

Colts turn Rams to goats!
But no noisy ungulates
Wake Kate the Beagle.

--Mary Campbell-Droze


I believe our intrepid Indianapolis Colts haikuist is trying to say that game was a real snoozer that smelled like an old goat.