Beagle-Sitting

Watching Katie is
a chore. She sleeps, I watch!
Fun, oh fun, galore!

--Arsen Darnay

My lack of faith in Brigitte's grasp of our new free-content beagle-poetry business model turns out to have been entirely unjustified. Instead, she has proven herself to be a true master of the 21st-century Internet content model by outsourcing her free beagle-poetry writing to a free beagle-poetry subcontractor, in this case her husband Arsen.

(Truth be told, I believe Arsen received a bowl of soup for his efforts, so I think we can see that the new model may lead to a global increase in the number of soup kitchens.)