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"Free your mind, and your ass will follow." -- George Clinton and Funkadelic

Monday, September 28, 2009

The Truth Emerges as I Listen to my Mom talk to Cady Tonight

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Cady is now here. "Why can't you learn to be good?" Sighs my Mom sadly. I'm sorry. But I'm quoting accurately.
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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Save the Beagle

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Why is this little rescue beagle so precious to us? Is it the way she wiggles when she wants a treat? The way she curls in her bed, tail to ...
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Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Ray Brace Dog Haiku

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Mandy is neither a beagle nor a black lab. But Ray did contribute a pretty good doggie haiku to a beagle-haiku thread on Facebook: Black wig...
Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Back to Our Core Mission: Outsourced *Beagle* Haiku

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This bit of outsourced beagle haiku was contributed by Mary Campbell-Droze in a burst of enthusiasm over the outcome of the Colts at Miami g...
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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Detroit Lions Post-Game Haiku

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What should Cady chew while she's here? I hope she eats The Detroit Lions. Yeah, that's right. 0-2 to start the season. That makes n...
Saturday, September 19, 2009

The Savage Seventeen-Syllable Swordfight Continues

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Haiku battle with My fast-typin' Mom? At best, Pyrrhic victory. We welcome Cady As our future furry guest But I'll hide my shoes!
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Friday, September 18, 2009

Another Cady defense from my Mom

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Sweet Cady the lab, Greeley's gentle companion. Never terrible. To which I say, with apologies to Maya Angelou: A Rock, A River, A Tree....
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