By popular demand, photos from yesterday's big Magee-Paret-Eckman expedition to the Cedar Point amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio.
The expedition makes its first stop after only two miles, breakfast at the Walled Lake Burger King.
Henry and Malcolm are brimming with excitement in the back seat.
Your intrepid explorers (l-r): Wendy Eckman, Anna Eckman, John Magee, Henry Paret, and Malcolm Paret. Behind the camera for this and nearly all of our photos, the Fabulous Monique Magee, who cleverly used her photographic duties as a good excuse to keep her feet firmly and safely on the ground for most of the day. (We'll talk about the Mean Streak roller coaster a bit later.)
The first big ride, the
maXair:
John: "So, Wendy, this ride just swings us around a bit while we spin around gently, right?"
Wendy: "Uh, yeah, sure. Go with that thought."
Here we see John safely and secured buckled into his ride seat. He looks so serene, doesn't he?
Mere seconds later:
John: "Waaaaaaaah!"
John: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
John: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" (Loosely translated: "Are we down, yet?")
John persuades Lexi to take him on a ride a bit more his speed, Sir Rub-a-Dub's Tubs.
The smart rider knows when to go for the carousel.
Meanwhile, our intrepid park explorers forge onwards. This is the side of the
Power Tower that takes you to the top and then drops you for a long, long free fall:
John: "So, Henry, this ride just takes us up for a gentle, scenic view, right?"
Henry: "Uh, yeah, sure. Go with that thought."
John: "Waaaaaaaah!"
John: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
John: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Naturally, we then had to try the side of the Power Tower that rockets you upwards at top speed, then lets you down gently. Here Malcolm tries to persuade me that we just going up for a gentle, scenic view. By now I've grown too clever to fall for this ruse, yet I strapped myself in with the rest of them nonetheless.
I ain't bright.
What I like about this photo is that we rocketed upwards so fast that we had already rocketed out of frame by the time Monique clicked the shutter on the camera.
If I may quote myself from the other side of the Power Tower, "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
The rides continued. We don't have photos of everything we rode -- the gentle readers of the Patio Boat say in unison, "Thank Goodness!" -- but here are some of the ones we captured that did turn out well.
The
Top Thrill Dragster:
The Top Thrill Dragster accelerates you to 120 mph in 3.8 seconds, shoots you 420 feet straight up in the air, then drops you that same 420 feet straight back down. I searched long and hard for the right phrase to describe this thing. And with a vocabulary the size of planets I've chosen to call it a "crazy-ass sum'bitch."
We rode many more roller coasters. Official expedition photographer Monique caught some really nice pictures of their loops:
A bit tuckered out from all that roller-coastering, much of the expedition was ready for a turn on the swings while Henry and Malcolm waited in the mammoth line for the giant
Millenium Force roller coaster, which has been voted "Best Roller Coaster in the World" seven times since it was built in 2001. We don't have any photos of that one, but they both said it was their favorite ride of the day.
After the swings, Monique and I took a truly dangerous thrill ride. We let Lexi chauffeur us through the Antique Automobiles. (Just kidding, she was an excellent driver and it was a lovely and peaceful ride through the countryside.)
The
Mean Streak, the tallest, fastest, and longest wooden roller coaster in the world when it was built in 1991:
Monique stepped out from behind the camera to survive a ride on the Mean Streak, despite that "tallest wooden roller coaster in the world" bit. She may have a fear of heights, but she is also a brave, brave woman.
We also tried our luck at some games of skill:
Henry tries the three-point basketball challenge.
Lexi climbs the rope ladder.
John swings the sledge-hammer.
A winner! I won a stuffed banana with an afro. Honestly, I have no idea what I'll do with a stuffed banana with an afro, but I'm sure I'll treasure it.
Back for more roller coasters. This time it's the
Magnum XL-200, the world's first
hypercoaster:
Hmmn ... seems okay so far. I wonder where this little trolley goes next?
That's our hill? Uh-oh.
We finally got a photo of everybody on the same roller-coaster car, thanks to the Magnum-XL-200 cam. This gives us an excellent chance to rate everybody's roller-coaster enjoyment level on a scale from 1 (sheer terror) to 10 (having a most excellent time.) Our participants, from front to back, left to right: Row 1, Lexi and Wendy; Row 2, Anna and John; Row 3, Malcolm and Henry.
Let's see the scores:
Lexi (5 out of 10): She claims this is her "smile face." I would never dispute that statement, but the enjoyment meter has its doubts.
Wendy (9 out of 10): Both she and her extremely dangerous hair are having a good time.
Anna (10 out of 10): The definition of roller-coaster fun.
John (8 out of 10): Apparently dancing to a Jimmy Buffet tune, a bit of an odd thing to do given the circumstances, but he seems to be enjoying himself.
Malcolm (1 out of 10): Terrified. It looks as if he's falling into a shark-nado in a chain-saw factory.
As for Henry? (Minus 10 out of 10): I can only compare his expression to one thing, Edvard Munch's "The Scream."
On to more rides, the Scrambler:
It was time for a bit of relief and a bite to eat. John, Monique, Wendy, and Lexi stopped at the Joe Cool Cafe, where we found some much-needed heat relief in the form of air-conditioning, cold beverages, and dinner, while Malcolm, Henry, and Anna went off to ride other coasters like the
GateKeeper, the
Wicked Twister, and the
Raptor.
Henry, Anna, Monique, and Malcolm outside the Joe Cool Cafe.
Henry, Malcolm, Monique, and Anna at Snoopy's Space Race, featuring the first Beagle on the Moon. We took this photo specially for Katie the Beagle.
Our Antique Automobiles chauffeur finds a drive more her style, the bumper cars!
The final photo (l-r) Monique, Malcolm, Anna, Wendy, Lexi, John's afro-banana, John, and Henry. A great time was had by all! (Well, Monique still has some doubts about her decision to ride the Mean Streak. Both otherwise a great time was had by all.)
